Dear Jeremy:
I have been thinking about the time and effort I put into your business and I feel it's time to present you with a bill for my services. If I was still a yelping yelper, I would give you a discount. But a discount will not be applied to two-faced, bullshit spewing, miscreant, woman hating, sons of bitches. Sorry. No can do.
I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt on the number of hours I worked. I wasn't punching a time clock.
The breakdown:
393 reviews I wrote for your business. We'll guesstimate the average time of one hour per review.
I am billing you at $60.00 an hour.
The total is: $23,580.00 Pay up asshole.
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That estimate is VERY low....but I'd love to be the fly on the wall when it is read by HQ!!!
You know what Alpha? You're right.
That's what I charge grad students. He's a rich man!
So, $200 an hour seems reasonable.
Now it's $78,600. Hell, he probably spends less on his panties.
Now you're talking!! Make it an even 80 G's, just to keep it tidy!
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