Let's Praise Beauty - Not Bullshit

Chicago Yelp has been a hotbed of utterly stupid activity lately. A few friends have kept me up-to-date. Frankly, you all deserve each other. Most of you.

So let's move on to something lovely:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltQB4keI_uQ&feature=related

I walked without help for the last several days

You cannot imagine how great that is for me. It's so liberating to be free of needing help. I walked for over an hour and a half yesterday. I needed a nap afterwards, but it was still so great. It's odd the things you never understand until they're gone. And how much you appreciate them when they're back.

My most recent encounter with doctors was okay. But I would strongly suggest to anyone that thinks their policy covers all... look again. Some policies limit you. And you end up lacking in what you may need. Just sayin'.

Anyway. Here I am. A little battered and bruised. But here I am. And I continue to be here. That's more important than anything. I may not be 100% here. But godamn it, I'm here. And to those who doubt, well, you've got a big surprise coming.

Don't give up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYetnUxmMPw&feature=related

I posted this before but the video was taken down.

I want to talk about dying. It's not as horrible as one thinks. You have your moments when you're scared and pissed off about it. But there are moments of total beauty. The last few weeks have left me with a feeling of peace. Good kind friends. A man that loves me. A cat that adores me. I'm happy. I'm not sad.

Of course, I'm not so pleased with this. But in all regards, this isn't an awful thing. And nothing is written in stone. Is it?

One way or the other, it's good. So good. So don't worry about me. Honestly. I'm in one of the best places of my life right now. I love it. It's a ride like no other. And it's fun. I get love and life. I get it now. It's beautiful. This is a wonderful thing. There's nothing like it.

Sorry. Wrong song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4_ghOG9JQM&NR=1

I love John Lennon so much

To the people who have done just this for me. You know who you are.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEOkxRLzBf0

Butterflies and kindness

The last few days I've had some awesome experiences. Butterflies are landing on me. And often following me down the street. Some have different takes on it. But I think it's a sign of transformation. And I'm down with that. I've always thought the idea of god is just a primal thing. Ugga shoka. But the idea of becoming more than what we are? It's good.

Now. On to the kindness point. I'm having some trouble walking. And I refuse to use a walker. I'm 47 for the love of all. So yesterday a man saw I was having problems and walked me to the corner store, then home. Carlos. Bless him. Today a woman walking her dog saw it too. She tried to help but the dog was troublesome. So a lovely, lovely woman named Margaret took over. She not only walked me home but gave me faith. Made me feel like it isn't so bad. I invited a total stranger into my home. That was a moment.

My point is, be kind. Be true. Don't hate. Imagine a world where all of us do that for each other.

And Lennon got it right. A world without hate.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEOkxRLzBf0

Things aren't going very well

I'm sorry to tell you that I may not be here much longer. But to all my good friends, bless you. You held me up when I was down. You gave me hope. You gave me courage. And to those who were not my friends? I forgive you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLHq7rgHOLk

Sorry

Back in the hospital again. Difficult to write. But I'll be back.

My two favorite versions of the best song ever

Leonard Cohen is a god. If there is one, he is one.

Damien Rice:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaHdeNN_ee0&feature=rec-fresh


Jeff Buckley:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AratTMGrHaQ

For my friend Lisa on her birthday

When I think of the kindness, the patience, the forgiveness, the ability to try and understand me - despite what a difficult old bitch I can be - I know there is still reason to be here. You're godamn proof of it lady. You reached out and touched me. Made me laugh. Let me cry. Let me be. Allowed me my foibles and faults. And you've helped me. You didn't have to. You just did.

It's hard for me to tell you how deeply I feel about the things you've done for me. I'm not so good at that. So I'm going to let Joan Baez say it for me.

Your husband is lucky. Your children are lucky. And anyone who knows you is just as lucky as could be. And I'm honored to know you. Happy birthday my dear.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=favgoOn-U1I&feature=related

Super Secret TOSd People? Adieu.

I got invited to a "Super Secret Society of those whom Yelp TOSd out on their asses". What a thrill, what a joy, what an honor, what a bunch of utter bullshit.

While, as on any internet social network, there a few interesting people, most of them had the collective mental age of about 13, at best. People who actually think replying with the word "queef" to a thread, mind you - only the word "queef" - is the height of sophistication. How cutting edge, how pithy, how hep, how urbane... how pitiable.

You may think you're some kind of "Algonquin Round Table", but your just sitting at the children's table hoping for approval and attention. Ah. Dorothy Parker lives and breaths. Not.

And for a site that so hates Yelp? You seem to have no idea that you basically ARE Yelp. But in diapers. So suck on the bottle babies. Nurse your wounds or your tit of choice. But to you, I say, fuck off and die.

Solipsistic idiots are easy to find. Why would I want to be a member of that club?

Love,

Max

Panorama of Barack in Berlin

Cool stuff.

http://www.panoramas.dk/2008/flash/Barack-Obama-berlin.html

Sometimes... Sometimes Pure Beauty Helps

I think this is beautiful.

Coming out of dark places and seeing light is a wonderful thing. I have discovered many things in my travels through this strange place we call life. Faith is something I don't think I'll ever understand. But I certainly respect it. When it's for real. And when one acts in the manner they suggest others do, I'm fine with that.

So please enjoy this in the spirit it is brought to you with. It's about love. It's about faith. But more than all, it's about truth as you view it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDV7AHrYsB4&feature=related

You only get what you give

It's true. Don't give up. Words I say to myself several times a day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91WgM6dNLTE

It's allright

I haven't been posting for many reasons. Once again things brought me back to places I don't want to go to. I can't stand to read the news. But how does one avoid it? So much horror. So much terror. And why? And why does it pain me so much? I have no idea. It just does. The ugly side of this world makes me want to leave it. But I'm not going.

This whole blog started because I was so angry. Being disrespected by Yelp seemed to be cathartic to me. It wasn't Yelp. It was the world. A world where when someone speaks truth, they are silenced. A world where wrongs are so very rarely righted. A world where when a woman dares to speak... she is made to shut the fuck up.

For some time I thought it wasn't a world I wanted to live in. And yet... What would the world be without me? I am either a force or I am a weakness. You have to walk the walk if you want to talk the talk.

This world... this world. How we put one foot in front of the other seems hard to me. But there is still beauty. Beauty through pain, perhaps. Think of Vincent. Think of all we've lost to pain. Think of how our life force moves others. If I have given anyone joy? Then perhaps my purpose has been met. And it's a beautiful day. And living is a gift. And I am going to try my best to embrace it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUS49XSN6Zs

Still Crazy After All These Years

I had to run out for a few things. And I decided to stop into my favorite used bookstore. And a man coughs behind me. I look at him. It's instant. We must have looked cartoon like. He says, "Barbara!" I say, "Jones!" We hug and kiss.

We try and catch up. But a bookstore is no place to do that. So went to a little french place I like. We enjoyed ourselves. Crepes and conversation. He was surprised to see I'm no longer drinking. I used to be a party girl. But all good and bad things must come to an end.

But here's the kicker... He has a daughter. And he named her after me. I had been feeling low. But this gave me something. Can't name it. I can only embrace it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46bkXgxb66E

On the Cover of the Rolling Stone

Go Obama. Go.....

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/06/25/obama-on-the-cover-of-rol_n_109094.html

This Man Brings me Joy

Where is Matt? Everywhere!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=bNF_P281Uu4&feature=user


http://youtube.com/watch?v=zlfKdbWwruY

Hope you love these as much as I do.

Max

The funeral and the eulogy for my good friend.

Firstly let me say that I’m so happy that they didn’t serve him up like an oyster on the half-shell. Because viewing the dead seems barbaric to me. I would prefer to remember someone alive. And happy. Not with that pale mask of death and the blush on.

His wife approached the podium and thanked everyone for attending. Then she told the story of meeting me for the very first time. Which I recall. My ex and I owned some property up near the Wisconsin Dells and we had invited them for the weekend. I wanted to get a look at the girl he was going to marry. She said she was scared shitless of me. That she had always assumed that men gauged all their relationships with women on their relationships with their Mothers. But not Eric. His belief in women revolved around me. This, I did not know. And it was touching.

So she added that I greeted her warmly and gave her a hug. And that I then whispered in her ear, “If you ever hurt my boy? I will hunt you down like a dog and kill you.” The room exploded in laughter. And since the marriage lasted over twenty years? My words must have meant a little something. And then it was my turn.

Like walking the green mile. I hate public speaking. But this was for him. So Barbara just left and let Max take over. I had some notes. I walked, slowly, to the podium and greeted his friends and family. I said “Good Afternoon friends and family of Eric. Anna, thanks for the nice introduction. (Then a nice long pause.) But enough about Eric. SUCH an attention whore. Let's talk about something that really matters. Let's talk about me.” A zinger always helps. “No. Seriously. He has to up and die? And then has the nerve to put me in this position?! Damn. And now I have to picture you all in your underwear? Holy crap! Some of you are old as shit! It isn't pretty people!” Roars. Even his very straight laced mother was in hysterics.

“As many of you are aware, I was Eric’s first girlfriend. Except for that time in Boy Scout camp. But I promised him I would never mention that. So shhhh. I first met him when I was 15 years old. He was a year ahead of me in high school. I thought he was dreamy. He didn't even notice me. Bastard. Then one day I was sitting a field outside of the school reading Plato. And he approached me. He saw what I was reading and said, "Wow. That's some heavy shit." I asked him if he had read it. He said no. But he thought philosophy was kind of pointless. I asked him why he thought that. He said, "Does anything really mean anything." And I was hooked. He also went on to add, after we spoke for a while, perhaps the best thing anything has ever said to me in my entire life. He said, "You know, I don't care what anyone says, I like you." Kismet, I tells ya.”

“We became very good friends. We dated. But there was always an understanding between us that our friendship precluded romance. And I appreciated that. I truly did. It was such a safe place to be.

We dated on and off for several years. But the times I recall him best are when we were both caddies at the private country club in LF. They would give the caddies an hour of play before the golfers got there. I improved my game just by watching him. By the end of the summer I was under 100. Thanks to him. The patience he showed was magnificent. Even after I accidentally hit him in the face with a nine iron. As he was wiping the blood off his lip he said, "Fore!" Now that’s a pro.”

“My Dad actually liked him. Which was most unusual. He hated the boys that came after me. Took me years to realize the reason why. Dad was a young man once. He knew. But he knew Eric was different. He knew Eric was a stand up guy. He even once said to me, “That kid is okay.” Trust me when I tell you that was about the highest praise my Dad ever offered up to a boy he knew was probably trying to make me. Really. He even drank with him a few times. Taught him about scotch. And the relationship was mutual. Eric respected my father. And admired him. And when my Dad died, Eric was inconsolable. I remember calling him to say it was finally over. And he just burst into tears. A man that can cry like that? Does it really get any better? Does it? I don’t think so.”

“When my Dad’s memorial took place and the six bagpipers (yes – I know) played “Amazing Grace”, Eric was the very first person to explode with tears. And his tears brought mine on. And god damn if I didn’t need that to finally happen. His allowing his feelings to flow allowed mine to. Poor Dad had been gone for two months and I hadn’t cried. Not once. But Eric gave me the gift of feeling my grief. And he did that more than once for me.”

“Eric was the godfather to my only child, Nina. And no child ever had a better friend. I remember how she once said to me, “Uncle Eric plays too rough!” He hugged her too tight. He loved her too much. He thought she was the most perfect child on the planet. And told me so. Many times. It was as though she was his own. He even changed poopy diapers when he was around! And when Nina lost her battle with sickness, oh. There are no words for the pain we mutually shared. And yet through that pain, there was the joy of having the privilege of knowing her and loving her. And one year later Josh was born. Josh, your father was perhaps the best man I ever knew. I watched him raise you. You were everything to him. When your Dad first got sick? His very first words to me were, “What about Josh?” I told him you would be fine. And you are. You’re your father’s image. If you ever need anything? Anything at all. I’m here for you. “

“And Anna. Sweet girl. You have the gift of Eric in your son. And your soul. I would have loved to dance at your 50th anniversary. But the gifts he gave all of us will remain right here. I know he loved he you. He was one picky mother fucker.”

“And in closing, I would like to say that I imagine a day when we all enjoy a banquet of good food, good drink, good conversation and great story telling. I don’t believe in God. I don’t believe in heaven. But I believe that our souls meet again. And again. And to meet Eric’s soul again will be the sweetest moment ever. I thank you.”

And Max got a standing ‘O’.

George Carlin Died.

Love him or hate him. He was brilliant.

http://www.news4jax.com/entertainmenttonight/16681434/detail.html

Happy 60th Birthday Mr. Nick Drake

"If my music ever did anything to one single person, it would be worth it."

And it was sir. It was SO worth it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IUqN9ozmhw

I wish depression would just take a fucking hike. Once and for all. We've lost so many excellent people to it. Thanks for the memories.

Much love,

Max

Oh Man. I needed a good laugh today.

Here it is. (cough) Penis!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/film/article1313387.ece

For my very first boyfreind. Who died today.

We all knew it was coming. Not a big surprise. Sadly, cancer is never a big surprise. But when your wife, Anna, called to say you had ended your life your own way? Oh man. What a man you were. You didn't take anything from anyone. Ever. And you made your cancer your bitch. God damn you. You knew it. You just knew it. You made a move. No one ever owned you.

I recall the first time we talked. I was a geeky, nerdy goof ball. My face was always in a book. I wasn't well liked. I tended to say what I meant. Still not a big crowd pleaser. We were sitting in a huge row of grass and fields outside where the football guys practiced. We discussed philosophy. I was reading Plato at that point. And you asked me, "Does anything really mean anything?" And I knew we were soul mates. And you topped it off with perhaps one of the best things anyone ever said to me. Ever. "I don't care what anyone says. I like you." Heh. The seal of approval.

Eric. I remember. I can still taste you on my lips. You were the first man to make me feel like a woman. And I thank you for that my darling. And we stayed friends for so many years. You disapproved of my husband. And you know what? You were right. It wasn't a good fit. It lasted.
But it was hard.

You were my child's godfather. How you loved her. I still feel so much for your adoration of her. As if she was yours. And when you finally became a father? How wonderful you were. I remember a little thing. Your son didn't like getting water in his eyes. And you said, "Shake it off!"And showed him to just wipe his eyes and move on. I know it's small. But it's actually so big. You didn't want him to sweat the small stuff. What a fine man.

So. To you. My dear old friend. I raise a glass. And I toast you. Every good thing comes to an end. Sad but true. But you made a choice. And forever will I admire, adore, love, worship and have more faith in people from just knowing you. You made my childhood a better place my dear. I love you. And I always will. You're not gone. You're still here. I like to think that one wonderful day - you, Nina, our parents, our departed freinds and lovers will sit down to a dinner. And we'll tell old stories. And new ones. And it'll be a fucking blast.

RIP Eric. And if you remember, and I bet you do. We saw Buckley at Metro. And we were both profoundly moved by this. Goodnight dear man. I do so very much hope we meet again. Forever and a day my love. Forever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AratTMGrHaQ

Want to Wear Your Racism on Your Lapel?

Have I got the pin for you.

http://www.americablog.com/2008/06/gop-state-convention-in-texas-if-obama.html

Yelp. Keeping it Class-ay!!!!

http://www.yelp.com/topic/chicago-has-anyone-ever-watched-you-poo

Sorry Izzy. I love ya but... come on girl!

Does this diaper make me look fat?

http://www.wsrz.com/cc-common/news/sections/newsarticle.html?feed=104673&article=3831215

I Will Yelp No More, Forever

Guys! Knock it off. Bjorn was my swan song.

I'm done. Finished. Finito. End of the road. Dead. Am no more, etc.

And I certainly would NEVER make fun of something as serious as alcoholism. I've had my own demons in those regards. It's about as amusing as a pile of rotting bodies.

I'll look in on occasion. And every now and then I need an address and it's a quick way to find it. But... no.

And also, whoever lied about my having mulitiple accounts is a despicable coward. And shame on them. Shame on you Lady or Sir. It'll come back to you. It always does.

Max

Another Reason I Love Obama

He not only talks the talk. He walks the walk.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/6/14/213149/670/890/536096/

Nick Cave - You Should Get to Know him, if you don't

Here's "People Ain't No Good." I would like to dedicate it to several Yelpers. You know who you are. And to the girl who is piggy-backing on my posts to beef up her blog? You have got to be kidding me. You hate me and then you use me for your own purpose? What bloody nerve you have. Shameless. Do it again. I dare you. You're not going to enjoy it when I get angry. That's a promise from Max. And Max keeps her promises. So.... just... don't.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJcuNZnF8Tk

On Becoming An Old Girl

A friend reminded me that my birthday is coming up. I hadn’t really been thinking about it much. Probably because the business of just getting through the days lately has been a difficult proposition. But it made me think.

On the 26th of this month I will turn 47. I remember when I thought 30 was old. Now that’s funny. Because I now find 30 to be so damn young.

Now. Some of you may recall this. Or be familiar with it. Despite your youth. Or your dotage.

“Never trust anyone over 30.” Although Jerry Rubin is credited with the phrase. The credit actually goes to Jack Weinberger, a civil rights activist who coined the phrase in 1964.

I have a new spin on this phrase. Never trust anyone under 30. Time and again I have been proven right in this thought. Children will always act as children do. And, frankly, some children are just plain mean. They don’t “get” it yet. All of life is about them. (Please note that I am speaking from experience and in generalities – It’s not 100% perfect). But as I search blogs, read what people have to say in social rooms, hell, even while I play the occasional game of poker, I have begun to see an alarming trend of young men and women with very little social conscious. And manners that make monkeys throwing poo look downright charming.

Some of you kiddies need to get familiar with a stop-check. Before you post something, read it. If it’s all about you. All about your needs. All about hate. Any of these things? Put a lid on it junior. Because it ain’t going away. It’s going to be floating out there in cyber space long after you're gone. How would you like your grandchildren to read the hate you spewed forth one day?

We can’t all love each other. That’s a fact. But hating in the plural is unacceptable and ugly. Grow up. Show some manners. And remember that you reap what you sow. That’s the gift I desire for my birthday. A little civility. A little kindness. And a whole lot of shutting the fuck up if you have nothing good or meaningful to say.

Trust Me When I Tell You...

This has been done before:

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN1146430020080611

Honestly? I think "Hello Kitty" Would Be More Appropriate

http://fashionista.com/2008/06/my_little_pony_enters_lingerie.php

RIP Tim Russert

http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/06/13/russert-dies-of-apparent-heart-attack/index.html?hp

This is a sad day for those of us who respected this man and his reporting. I offer my condolences to his family, friends and colleague's.

Russert was a huge Springsteen fan. This is for you sir. You will be missed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPudiBR15mk

Love,

Max

Max is not down for the count. By any means.

Hey. A few of you have expressed your worry about me. And I want to let you know... I'm okay. Truly. Have a little faith in me. I'm a fighter.

So a little time down? Not too bad. And to Joanne... there really aren't words for what you're allowing me to do right now. You saved my life. Literally. I will be greatful for that till my last breath.

To Lisa: Wow. You simply amaze me. Not just your kindness. Which would be more than enough for anyone. But for your understanding. Your honesty. Your ability to just listen and not judge. You are remarkable. And you have moved me. In another life we must have been lovers or children or mother and child. You're a godsend.

Michael? Thanks for you kind words and your advice. And your friendship. Saving me from libel suits is a great thing. And listening to my rants? A saint I tells ya!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UkKTlzyLhQ

Alpahbitch - This one is for you!

Told you I would get to you. I always keep my promises. You've been a true and good friend. And I'm honored to know you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDQE4UMVhEQ

Another Girl Crush - Long Time

I will admit that I am a sucker for a pretty face. Actually, I like all kinds of looks. Quirky? Sure, why not? Natural beauty? Bring it. Odd beauty? Well, okay then.

It’s all good. Truly. I would hate to think of the things you might miss out on by judging everyone by their looks. Doesn’t seem quite right. Does it?

But when I’m girl crushing? All rules get tossed out the window. For me it’s mostly about the eyes. So I present to you… one of the most beautiful women on the face of the earth as Max knows it.

Miss Lauren Graham. Yes. Lorelei Gilmore. Yes, I was a fan of the show. Not the little nincompoop that played the daughter. I was all about the Mommy. That face! And she knew how to deliver a comic zinger like nobody’s business.

Amatures!

100 days. Please. The ex and I went about three years at two or three times a day. Stale? I hardly think so. Sore? A little bit. But in a good way.

http://origin.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_9540129

For two of my newest friends

Kelly and Tim: I'll be there. You've got a friend.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wftbahypdAA&NR=1

Thanks for reaching out to me. I'm so happy to be a friend to both of you.

Love,

Max

June 16th is Bloomsday!

Whoo fucking hoo!!!

Let us celebrate one of the greatest literary works ever.

http://home.bway.net/hunger/ulysses.html

Joyce for dummies? Hell yeah!

Harry Potter and the Book Burning of Doom

Stupid mother fuckers.

http://shreveporttimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080607/NEWS01/806070336&referrer=FRONTPAGECAROUSEL

Sisters - All women are Sisters

“I have to tell you, I am beyond grateful to you. Your blog really touched a nerve with me, and stirred up some incredibly strong feelings and realizations.”

A new friend sent this to me in an email tonight. And I’m so delighted. One voice? No. So many voices made silent by violence. And yet….

A chorus sings! Voices heard. Beautiful voices made to be listened to.

Am I happy that I was a victim of violence? No. Am I happy that I can give other victims a voice? It’s beyond happy. It’s wonderful. It’s amazing. It’s (a word I normally don’t use) awesome.

As I have said before: If I can give one victim a voice? My work is almost done. Almost. All victims of rape and violence need to be heard. Both men and women.

Bless you dear for making my night. And for coming back to life. And for just being you. “Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death.” But not us. Not us.

We are all beautiful. When we allow it. So let us flower. Let us bloom. Let us be as strong as we are beautiful.

And here's the flower song from Lakmé to enjoy. (Thanks K.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX-6Ej2lnwg

Mug Shot Friday

Thank you Smoking Gun. Thanks everso. Number 4 is my favorite. He has a sammich.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0606082mugs1.html

Max is feeling sassy

Poor Hillary. Such a lonely woman. Such a sad woman. Such a loser.

http://www.dateacougar.com/?s=u&u=hillary

And now for something completely different...

Recut trailers are cracking me up.

The Shining:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmkVWuP_sO0

You Have Got to Be Shitting Me

Hey! I've got an idea! Let's put Hitler on display!

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5gOwL5INYpYoIVIpSuMPMDO6scNHQD912SI700

How is this possible in Berlin? My understanding of German law regarding any and all things Nazi related is pretty harsh. With good reason.

While I believe, strongly, in First Amendment rights? This feels SO very, very wrong.

The Catholic Church can Kiss my Ass

Yeah. I said it.

http://www.suntimes.com/lifestyles/religion/985091,pfleger060308.article

Reverend Pfleger gets removed from his position. A suspension of sorts. But still.

Let’s discuss this. Firstly the odds: Catholic Church – Billions of dollars. Children raped and molested by priests – not so much.

Damage control? I think not.

The church has gotten away with an amazing, disgusting amount of utter bullshit. But when an activist priest dares to make a political comment – fuck him.

The Reverend Pfleger has done more for his community than the Catholic church ever did for the victims of abuse BY the church. I say all good people should stand up and denounce the church for taking a stand on politics. Where were they when children where being abused? Counting their gold?

Fuck this shit. I am sick of it. Either you support your entire community or you do not. It’s not brain surgery for the love of god.

Robert Frost - The Road less vandalized

This amused me.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/06/02/frost.house.ap/index.html

Great Spelling Bee Moment

Numb nuts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjzrNWPul9E

Another "lost" post. Big Night review

Big Night (1996)

First, a warning. If your idea of good Italian food is the Olive Garden, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO WATCH THIS MOVE! EVER! I will put a beat-down on your ass that will have you crying for your mommy. Seriously. Olive Garden, what are you thinking?

This is a lovely film. Subtlety nuanced. Meaningful. Beautiful. And there’s food too! Who could ask for more?

Tony Shalub plays Primo, a fussy but amazing chef. His talents are sadly unappreciated in the little town he and his brother, Secondo, (Stanley Tucci) have chosen to place their restaurant. Business is bad. And it looks as though they may soon have to be closing.

In this town is another restaurant run by Pascal (Ian Holm). Who Secondo believes to be a friend. His place is popular and crowded. The food isn’t authentic. But the people don’t care. Pascal is an extremely rich man due to the popularity of his place.

Secondo decides the best thing to keep the restaurant afloat is to garner a loan from Pascal. But he refuses to loan the money. Instead he counters with an offer of bringing his good friend, Louis Prima, to their place, along with the press. Secondo is overjoyed. He’s convinced that when Prima comes to the restaurant both he and Primo will become famous. This will keep their restaurant running and change their fortunes.

They decide upon a feast fit for a king. Everything authentic. Everything delicious. Several courses. Many wines. Watching Primo cook is like a beautiful love letter. You just want to read it again and again and again. Shalub shines as a chef in this movie.

There’s a love story in this movie too. But it’s not nearly as important as the end of the movie. The brothers love for each other is tested. But it survives. I don’t want to give anything away, if you haven’t seen it. And if you haven’t seen it, please do.

But I will give away the menu:

Zuppa; Seafood Risotto; Timpano (which is AMAZING); Roasted chicken and ducks with garlic and herbs, Whole roast Salmon; Artichokes; Asparagus; Sautéed baby onions & grapes. And a whole roast pig. This is from memory. But it’s mouthwatering. And if good food makes you randy, this is total hardcore porn.

And here's a little Louis Prima for your listening pleasure:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sB9M-904FL4

On Hiatus

Just a few more days. Enjoy something pretty in the meantime:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi_P8XwrSCU

Peace.

Save Me

No, don’t. Please don’t even try. Truly. Big waste of your time. And mine.

Those who know me, know I am an atheist. They also know I think agnostics are just chicken shit atheists. Sorry. It’s my belief. I allow you yours. Could you be kind enough, or Christian enough, or Jewish enough, or Muslim enough, or Buddhist enough, or whatever it is you believe in enough to just let me have my own beliefs?

I have never believed in God. I believe there may be a higher power. But that’s a personal idea to me. Not something I’ll share with just anyone. It’s so very, very personal. And yet… I will give you a brief overview.

My thoughts go towards the tenants of most religions. “Do unto others….” Yes, it’s simple. But most true things are. And sometimes doing unto others means being critical of them. Wouldn’t you want someone to tell you that you were acting badly? That the way you behaved was closed minded? Narrow? I would. I might not like it at first. But the greatest gifts I’ve received from friends has been the ability to see how I am viewed.

I grew up reading the bible as literature. And it’s actually a good read. Great stories. And if you have the opportunity to see it as such, you’ll have a greater understanding of most great books. Same goes for Shakespeare. But he never claimed to be “the word”.

So if you want to save me? Save me from zealots. Save me from people who believe their way is the only one. Save me from the pomposity of religion. Save me from the idea that there is just one true way to follow your life. Save me from people who believe abortion is wrong but the death penalty is right. Save me from those who think sex is only for procreation. And please, please save me from all the hypocrites who think they have found the answer.

Because there is no answer. There is only the question. And that should make us behave differently towards each other. So, go ahead, save me from that. Save me from ever thinking that my thoughts mean more than yours. And save me from your ever trying to make me think your thoughts mean more than mine.

But no one is going to save you from my anger when you try and shove your beliefs down my throat. Max don’t play that. And she never will.

And if you wonder where this is coming from? Please read Professor Howdy's comments in the post below.

And Professor or Captain Howdy. I may not believe in god. But I do in soul and meaning. And I forgive you for trying to push your ideas on me without an invite. Maybe Max is trying to tell you something. And that's not to let you believe you are a judge of me. Or my life. Or my thoughts. That is for a higher power. If it is. Save your judgement for yourself sir.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7ZT5sajkys

The Petition Grows

Someone was nice enough to have sent this to me. Thank you.

The petition is two signatures away from being sent to Jeremy. I would like him to see it.

http://www.thepetitionsite.com/1/yelpcom-supports-violence-against-women

Xtie? I'm totally fine with it.

Truly. Do what you need to. You and your husband have been so very, very kind to me. I love you both. I do.


Elite '08
93
95
Xtie G.
Grow a set of principles, seriously.
Chicago, IL
Compliment
Send a Message
05/12/2008
3 star rating
(part 2 of 2. Part 1 at http://www.yelp.com/biz/yelp-chicago-3#hrid:-LEbSXnURSLorpBDDJF7qw)A couple of months ago a "prominent" Yelper got SEVERELY dissed by another, largely marginalized, Yelper. Cries of "foul" by multiple Yelpers went ignored for at least a week (an eternity in Yelpland) by HQ who, theoretically, moderate such BS (HATE).

This incident and the ensuing string of unfortunate circumstances brought to light several shitty things about this site, its creators and moderators:-Terms of Service appear to be VERY unevenly enforced. In fact, it appears that fucked-up situations, like this incident, are only considered on a case-by-case basis and only if enough people cry foul directly to HQ.

In the meantime, such situations are solely at the mercy of a select few, hair-trigger flaggers who are seemingly drunk with this "power"...specifically if such situation offends their "delicate" sensibilities (HATE).

-Yelp, the company, holds ZERO value for the time, effort and emotional energy we as Yelpers put into our reviews...the backbone of what makes this site possible. This was made clear to me when the voluminous and brilliant work product of several prolific Yelpers disappeared like a fart in the wind because said Yelpers somewhere, somehow offended the sensibilities of a select few flag-happy "Elites". And because of this I realized that "there, but by the grace of Yelp HQ, go I" (HATE).

-Not only did these brilliant, funny, useful and cool bodies of work disappear, so did everything else - every PM (so what remains is like was having a conversation with myself), every compliment, every thread post - every shred of their existence in this community. At best, this seems unnecessarily excessive. At worst, those of us remaining Yelpers who've had the privilege to interact with this former member of the community have been stolen from. This just appears to disrespect the presence and efforts of those of us who remain in the wake of the deleted (HATE).

-Yelp is postured as a community of "Real People, Real Reviews". By virtue of agreeing to adhere to Yelp's TOS, we as users agree to respect the community we are entering into. Sadly, there is no reciprocal sort of agreement for Yelp to respect us as real people who not only invest our time and energy into the site by providing reviews of the establishments that pay them, but also participate in the community that perpetuates a sense of loyalty and belonging to the site and community (HATE).

-Before all this mess I was proud to declare "I'm a Yelper!" and I wore my "Elite" hoodie with pride. Since this mess, said hoodie has been balled-up in the back of my closet...and I have NOT been proud to say I'm a Yelper (HATE).NOW let's check the math: LOVE=10; HATE=14

Because of these ugly realizations, about a month ago I decided to stop contributing reviews to the site or engaging in the community. But I've missed it. Yelp has filled a void in my life over the past year. It's provided me with a well-interfaced forum to create, connect, socialize and express myself. In short, it's helped me realize that this rock I've lived under for the past couple of years isn't so heavy. I can "do the math" all I want, but the truth is, this experience has been invaluable to me. I want it back.While I can wish all I want that Yelp really was a community that had a firm set of ethics...something to define what "do the right thing" means, in the end it's not. It's a business with It's own agenda. Those that run this business do what they have to do to make it viable. A wise friend offered the analogy that while I may not be happy with the operational ethics of petroleum companies, that fact doesn't keep me from buying gas to run my car.

SO...I've decided to suck it up, take the bad with the good and visit the nearest gas station to fill up my tank. And while I don't know how long this little road trip will last, I know that despite traffic, roadblocks, construction or detours, in the end it's ME driving the car and setting the course.


Darling Xtie. You have nothing but my very best wishes. Yelp away. But fight the good fight. That's all I ask.

Max

On talking with my retired therapist.

Helen gave me a call today. She’s been reading the blog. As usual, she spoke rather plainly. Five years with someone will do that. Honesty can be a real pain in the ass when you’re not quite ready for it.

She said, “What are really angry about?”. I said, “I’m angry about the theft of my work.” She said, “Bullshit. Pure bullshit.” “That’s not what’s hurting you Barbara.”

I got cocky. As is my want. And said, “So what do YOU think it is about?” A come on friend, bring it. Just bring it. Fucking bring it already.

She spoke softly and said, “You got raped again. By a website this time. It has no face. It has no voice. It has no name. But it took your power away and you’re feeling it all over again.”

And then I began to cry. And cry. And cry. And I’m starting to let this really go. Not just say it. But feel it.

The woman gets it. I wonder why so many others do not.

Life can be a total crap fest. Sadly. People will kick you when you’re down. People will lie about you. People will use you. People will try to make you feel like shit. Understanding their motives is meaningless. I believe that in the long run… the understanding of your own self is what really matters. Why let others rule your life?

Only if you let them. Take it from Max. Don’t let them.

It’s hard to recover from being treated as if you’re nothing. As if your life has little meaning.

My life has meaning. I am a woman of both heart and mind. And nothing – and no one can take that from me.

And I'm still here. I'm STILL HERE. Nothing will make me lay down and die. Not a word. Not a comment. Nothing. I'm here and I'm glad to be here. If I give one person a voice? I've done what I need to do.

Women and men who have been raped are told to shut the fuck up about it. It's disturbing. Hell yes it's difficult to hear. But your voice is all you have. Name it! It wasn't a mistake... it wasn't your fault... It wasn't fucking "date rape"! Rape is rape is rape is rape.

Get mad. Take it back. No person deserves to feel constant cosmic pain because of someone who hurt them.

We are a part of something. What that is? I cannot name it. But I believe we have the ability to be kind. To be caring. To make ourselves a part of the world.

I want to think my being part of the world means something. I want to think any of us who love people and want to help them means something. I may be wrong. But I don't think I am.

Max Loves Mug shots. Mucho.

Welcome. And enjoy.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0509082mugs1.html

Number 16 is one of my all time favorites. Seersucker suit and a coy glance. Work it mister. Work it! Call me!

Good stuff.

Max

Hmmm. Like Throwing a Hot Dog Down a Hallway?

Apologies to Seth for stealing that.

Once again, a quick reminder: Lady, it’s not a clown car. Or a clown tractor trailer, in this case.

Yipes!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080509/ap_on_re_us/18_kids

A Very Stupid Woman Part VI

“ANNOYANCE #8

You ask us out via text.

Texting is fast and easy and leads to sexy banter--but save it until after the first date. Calling a woman to ask her out is much more personal. It takes more effort (and balls), which is exactly what we find so sexy about your doing it. Okay, it's an unfair burden for you, but it comes with an advantage: It makes you stand out from the mass of other men who text instead of calling. "So many people are conditioned to communicate through text messages that to receive a phone call or even an e-mail feels like a generously romantic gesture," says Kristina Grish, author of The Joy of Text: Mating, Dating, and Techno-Relating. Another thing: Don't include us in any mass texts you bang off to half the female names in your address book at 10 p.m., expecting one of us to come rushing out to meet you for the night. "Women know when your 'plans 2nite?' texts are generic, and when they're intended to specifically address them," Grish says. "You have so few characters to make a succinct point, but tuck an inside joke or reference into the message to make it personal, sexy, and fun."

Well, this I agree with. A phone call is far better.

But all-in-all, I have to say, you are on the road to ruin relationship wise. Time to do some rethinking on how men and women relate. Because you just don’t understand this on even a basic level. I’m guessing you’re in your twenties.

It can truly be a great, great thing if you don’t have stupid little agendas. Or think that we’re truly all that different. We’re not.

We all want love. We all want understanding. And playing idiotic little games that tear us apart is just pointless.

Best wishes,
Max

A Very Stupid Woman Part V

“ANNOYANCE #7

You turn down sex.

When it so happens that we're the one who wants sex and you're the one who doesn't, we find your refusal to be confusing and irritating. Reassure us that we're attractive and that you love us, but that you just aren't in the mood. It helps to throw out a hint at what's going on--that you're tired, depressed, anxious at work, whatever, says Aline Zoldbrod, Ph.D., a Boston-area psychologist. That way we won't obsess or be too pouty or aggressive. If we happen to be fresh off a girls' night out liquored up and ready for sex, which you're refusing, tread extra carefully. Horny can change to emotional, crying wreckage very quickly when your girl has a couple of glasses of Prosecco in her.”

If you don’t know how to properly seduce a man? You don’t deserve him.

It’s as easy as making grilled cheese girl. One, two, blast off. Really.

A man rejecting your advances means far more than sex. He’s pissed.

As any thinking man would be towards a woman playing such horrid games.

“ANOYANCE #6

You blatantly look at porn.

We don't care that you masturbate, and we can't change the fact that you might occasionally browse the fine and varied selection of naked ladies on the Internet. But if you're looking at porn on a computer we also use, kindly delete your history. We don't want amazonbabes.com to pop up every time we want to do some shopping or, worse, when your mother's over and an underwearless young starlet showing her bald spot appears as we're showing Mom something online.”

This one is making me slightly insane. Become familiar with your computer. Erase the history if it disturbs you. We’re in a time where this stuff isn’t going away.

And buy your mom a computer for the love of god. Then look at her history. You may be surprised.

What on earth is wrong with porn? It may be the only thing that’s allowing you a sex life if you’re truly this uptight.

Men masturbate? There’s news. Guess what? Women do too. Some women even enjoy porn. News flash – Sex is for all us. As is the great pleasure of it.

And if I saw that my guy was looking at clean plates constantly? I’d be heading to the salon PDQ. Give a man what he wants? You’ll both be happy.

I’m actually starting to feel very sad for you. Wearing your inability to understand people on your sleeve is most unattractive.

A Very Stupid Woman Part IV

“ANNOYANCE #3

You talk to us as if we're one of the guys.

If you have any romantic inclinations toward us, please don't call us by our last name. Otherwise we'll assume we've already been relegated to buddy status and start thinking of you that way, too. Also, you'll rarely find us holding entire conversations in Simpsons and Old School quotes.

Similarly, we don't talk in numbers the same way men tend to. We're happy to see evidence of your improvements at the gym, but we really don't need to know how much you can bench-press. We also couldn't care less about your day rate, the price of your car, or the number of beers you once shotgunned in college. And fantasy-league anything will make us flirt hard with the waiter. No, the conversation doesn't have to be all about us, but we do want you to shoot for topics of mutual interest.”

Oh. I see. Being treated as an equal is offensive to you? No woman could posibly be interested in fantasy-league anything? I forgot. We’re wilting flowers who know nothing about sports or cars or Simpsons or Old School or numbers or how proud our guy is of his numbers. Right. Okay. I’m getting the vapors. I may need to go lay down on my fainting couch. Wherever are my smelling salts?

Sister, flirt away with the waiter. You need a gay man to be your friend in the worst way. He might just set you straight on this subject.

“ANNOYANCE #4

You speak of the future vaguely.

Men seem to have perfected a special way of talking about the future that makes it unclear whether we're a part of it or not. Or maybe you don't know you're doing this? For instance, you frequently mention your buddy's wedding in another state 6 months from now and you haven't asked us to go with you. Or you have a month long international business trip coming up but haven't asked us whether we'd like to come for a weekend visit. If you picture us in your future, try talking about these things in such a way that we'll stick around for it.”

Okay. This one is pretty damn easy. He doesn’t love you. He’s there for the sex. Get over it. Get a clue.

Go ahead, talk to him about the future. The dust trail should be tremendoulsy amusing.

A Very Stupid Woman Part III

“ANNOYANCE #1

You don't pick up after yourself at our place.

Actually, we really don't mind if you're a little messy. An empty beer bottle here or dirty T-shirt there--no problem. But when we start seeing pieces of you (literally) all over the place, we tend to go off. Like when we find your hairs all over our bar of Dove, or toenail clippings on the nightstand, or a pile of chewed-out sunflower-seed shells on the counter. Please clean that up before we see it and want to gag. And then we'll promise to be better about leaving globs of our hair in your shower drain. Do we have a deal?”

Beg your pardon my darlin’, but there are worse things in this world than toe nail clipplings (on the nightstand, really? What a charmer.) or hair on soap. And, once again, speak the fuck up. Are you a mute? Unable to write? Say what you want. You’ll probably get it. And if you leave the dirty tampon in the wastebasket? All bets are off baby. Polite is as polite does.

“ANNOYANCE #2

You ask how much our new haircut or handbag costs...

…yet conveniently don't mention your sportsbook.com account or the $200 you lost on the NCAA parlay. Until we're sharing a bank account with you, we're not all that interested in your opinions on how we should or should not spend our money. And if we are sharing a bank account, here's something you should know: Reminding us when we're in the throes of post-retail bliss that we just blew all our disposable income for the month is not going to endear you to us. The perfect boyfriend response: "Wow, [fierce/sexy/hot] new [haircut/handbag/lingerie item]. I guess dinner is on me tonight!" Then wait a few days to bring up your financial concerns, by proposing we both start saving for something we want to buy together.”

Lady, did someone cut your tounge out? Four words to live by: “None of your business.” If your money is your own, he has no right. But I would guess you told all your girlfriends just how much your purse, your haircut, your lingerie cost. It’s called hypocrite. You may want to look it up. It’s in the dictionary. Under your name.

A Very Stupid Woman Part II

“The biggest fight in my relationship has been replayed more times than Beyoncé's tumble in Orlando. It usually happens something like this: First, after 3 or 4 hours of silent abuse by me, my boyfriend starts to suspect something's up.

"I know you're annoyed," he says. "What did I do?"

"You didn't do anything," I say. "It's fine, whatever. I'm not annoyed."

"Just tell me."

This goes on for hours until I finally blurt it out: "You didn't introduce me when we ran into that guy you work with! And why do you need to go out to brunch with your ex?" Then I feel silly for letting such small things bother me, and we laugh and roll around on the bed and all is right again in our world.”

This isn’t even point one? Because it should be.

“3 or 4 hours of silent abuse by me” What. What the hell? So something is bothering you and you want him to get it through osmosis? Are you nuts? Here’s an idea. Speak up. Tell him why you’re upset. Save the drama for your stage career Sarah Bernhardt. Really. Grow up. The silent treatment is for idiots and children. Not grown women.

And while make up sex is always pleasant, I hope you got the good hard spanking you deserved.

This annoys me to no end. This is one of the reasons men and women don’t communicate well. Because you’re too busy playing Bi-polar Barbi instead of talking about how you feel. Pot meet kettle. It’s name is bitch of the year. And it's the new black. Sheesh.

Men? Meet a Very Stupid Woman Part I

http://men.msn.com/articlemh.aspx?cp-documentid=6804752&GT1=32001

Lord save us from articles like this. To assume all women feel this way about men is beyond stupid. It’s downright dangerous. Read it first.

Then my next post is going to take this point by fucking point. Because this shit needs to be addressed.

Max

Blasphemy and The Village People? Why not?

I saw this on a fellow bloggers site. Made me giggle for a long time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQG5-gzZFuU

True story: I once had a friend get SO drunk at a wedding he got out on the dance floor and did the dance... wait for it... by himself. I still tease him about it.

Billy - Silly, silly man. Making an ass out of yourself since 1970 or so. But I kid, I kid.

Max

Men Who Wear Cowboy Hats in the City - A Review

Howdy Tex! You look like an idiot.

You're not in Marlboro Country. You're in Chicago. And people are laughing at you. Hard.

So knock it off. Or I just might.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKv171MzvSc&feature=related

Extra points for Bruce Campbell. You can leave the hat on Bruce.

One More for fun - Max is dancing to this

Hell to the yes she is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inXC_lab-34

Do something nice for a stranger today

Go ahead. It'll make you feel great.

(Danni - I'm thinking of you today. I love you.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPKpmN1EJ_c&feature=related

Hey Jerry! Guess what? I love you!

Free at last. Free at last. Thank god almighty, I'm free at last.

Who knew this would end up being the best thing to ever happen to me.

Maxie Power

Some Music Haunts me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UZsIGQaLKI&feature=related

May I please introduce you to this young man? José González.

Just some great, great shit.

Love,

Max

Another one that got pulled. That meant very much to me.

Dearest Older Sister:

I miss you every day. Your suicide made my life a much different place. No one could help you. We tried. We tried so very hard. But the doctors just threw drugs at you. Downers? For a depressive? Holy shit. Wrong. So wrong.

You were the best and the brightest of our family. Funny? Hell yes. Caustic? Man, you could make a grown man cry. Smart? So fucking smart. I recall when I was starting to read Proust how you gave me an encapsulated view of him. I wet my pants laughing. You were too good for this world. And the world just hurt you. Time and time again.

I’m sorry I couldn’t save you my dear. I wish I could have. I still pick up the phone to call you every now and then. I’ve read something or seen something… and I think… Katie would love this.

You’re still here. You’re still here in my heart. And you always will be. Always.

Save a life. If you can.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKxnJ5iyC-w

An E-mail to a good friend

I actually left the house of my own accord. Alone. A little frightened. But I just girded my loins and did it. I went to see Carol J. at Il Covo. She's been getting hate PMs from her soon to be event there. I wasn't down with that. I wanted her to know I still loved her and had nothing to do with that nonesense. I'm getting a little sick of the hatred on Yelp. She doesn't deserve to be treated that way. And I would NEVER suggest that anyone treat her that way.

As I was leaving, fella was just getting home from work. The look on his face was priceless. He was SO fucking pleased to see me doing something. He was beaming! He said, "What the fuck is up?". I said, "I'm going to go see Carol at her place." He asked me if i wanted him to come too. I said I was ok. I don't think I've seen him quite so happy in a long time. He was really pleased. He asked me about three times if I was sure I was up to it. And I insisted I was.

So I let three buses pass me by. I was seriously considering just going back home. And suddenly... I got mad. Why the fuck am I hiding? Why am I letting this hold me down? Why? And the answer came.... because you allow it. If there ever was a moment when the sun broke through the clouds and angels sang? This was my moment. It was beautiful. I felt myself suddenly rise up. Pride. Pure pride. And no fear. Just this moment of total understanding of how bad this has been. And how I just couldn't let it continue.

I got on the next bus. I was nervous. I felt unsteady. Honestly, I thought about getting off the bus and just going back home several times. But the voice in my head wouldn't allow it. I KNEW I had to go. I had to take my life back. Even if it was just by degrees.

Every stop was a baby step for me. The bus driver told me I looked good. Asked if I was going on a date. That helped. I told him I hadn't been out of the house on my own in a couple of months. He said, "Honey, a woman like you should be out all the time." Heh. Black men. Gotta love 'em.

I got off near her place. I stood outside and smoked a cig. And then... I walked into her place. She fed and watered me. We talked. The owner of her building came in. A young man. About your age. We started talking about stuff. I told him about my mad poker skillz. (I'm an excellent reader of tells). I told him what his tell was. He was impressed. Turns out they have a monthly poker game upstairs. And he invited me to the game. !!!

Max is back. Maybe only a little bit. But she's here. She's here. And she's alive. And she's glad to be. And you know what else? Fuck them. Fuck the haters. I'm more powerful than any of that shit. I'm not going to let this rule my life. I'm not. I will choose my own fate. No one chooses it for me.

I've been in the deepest, darkest place I've ever known. I actually considered death a few times. I don't think I knew how bad this really was. It was like watching a movie. And I was in it.

But not anymore. So... I'm here. I'm here. And god damn it. I'm glad to be here. I'm going to take my time to notice how beautiful life can be. How flowering trees make me happy. How the smell of spring makes me feel alive. How walking with a strong and steady gate makes me feel powerful. And how places like Yelp mean nothing in the long run. I'm all I really have.

And losing myself was killing me. But not anymore. I'm a fighter. I'm a fucking boxer in the 12th round. Broken, bleeding... but still punching. It's going to take more than that place to put me down for the count. I might be on the ropes. But I'm not finished. No one knocks me down.

So... I'm done with you Jeremy. I'll continue to call you a cunt. But I'm checking out of your heart break hotel. Do what you wish. And I'll do the same.

I'm guessing I have a far better life than you do. I have people who love me. Who understand me. And who are able to forgive me when I fail. You are nothing. Less than nothing. Power is a woman. It's true. Power is a woman who disallows you to disrespect her. So chew on that.

And on this. My Dad was a boxer. I have some pretty fierce ways of protecting myself from evil men. It ain't gonna happen again. Never again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHqNhZXtM_c&feature=related

Max

Ann Sather’s - Another lost review remembered

I just read a four star review for Ann Sather’s. This will not stand. Annie, you old bitch, you’re going down.

Years ago, and I do mean years ago, this was one of the greatest places to get a good meal for a really decent price. Everything delicious. Now… nope.

Perhaps it was the move they made into a former funeral parlor. (More refrigeration?) Perhaps it was the new ownership. Or that he became an alderman and no longer was “hands on” regarding the restaurant.

Last time I was here the waiter brought the soup AFTER the meal. The meal that sucked.

So if you come here, don’t say I didn’t warn you. The only reason to come in is to grab a box of their cinnamon rolls, pay for them and slowly back away. Get out the door and run like hell. Consider yourself lucky.

Evening JS. How are they hanging? Do you have them? Hmmm. Probably not. Only a balless wonder would keep someone’s work and decide they don’t need to answer them regarding said work. You sir, both suck and blow.

Affectionately,

Max Power B. (The B stands for bitch)

Question Mark Heads and Meanies

Another phenomena on Yelp. A question mark head is someone who either does not know how to post a picture or chooses not to so they can attack someone on line. It’s pretty strange. And not just a little disturbing. Sociopath? Anyone?

It is a violation of TOS. As it should be. But it seems to happen more and more lately. So I have a few things I would like to say about this.

Firstly, I ain’t never going back to my old school. Not in the guise of a question mark head or otherwise. Truly. You all bore me. I don’t want to read about barking dogs or your Brazilian wax or how fat you are and how you’re losing weight through the miracle of the slow cooker. Yipes. Get a life? Indeed. Please do.

Secondly, to the littler pisher who is attacking a young woman on the boards? Knock it the fuck off. It’s unattractive and really… it isn’t necessary. Grow up. I’ll fight my own battles thank you very much.

And last, but certainly not least… Let us behave with some decorum. There’s a reason for rules of order in this world.

So play nice, if you can. If you can’t, get help. Snarky is one thing. Full mode attack is an entirely different matter. Just… don’t.

And now for a little human kindness. Overflowing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0y03IOB-e6g

And how ya doing Jerry? You really take the cake. Like a fat girl on a cupcake you are. Give me back my shit. And we’re done you anal applicator.

It’s all I want. Hours and hours of work. Not yours. Not yours my dear.

XXOO

Maxie Power

Death Cab for Cutie - "I'll follow you into the dark"

Big fan of the singer-songwriters. Here's one that's meaningful. To me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfBw0IWwO5U


Hey Jerry. Gonna die alone? Cold and empty. With lots of money? But no love? Well, you got that going for you...

Maxie

Kissing - A Review (A new one)

Fella stayed home from work today. He's been concerned about me. He said the other night that I was crying in my sleep. True. I had no idea. I was wondering why I was waking up with puffy eyes and a puffy face. Thought I was eating too much salt.

So during the day we took to our bed. He spent almost an hour just kissing me. My mouth, my face, my eyes, my fingers, my neck, my back. Other places. So sweet. So dear. So relaxing. So exciting. So soothing. So needed.

It was like taking a trip to another planet. The one where you're free. Where you don't feel pain. Where you don't feel sadness or anger. Just pure pleasure. And it was a trip I needed to take.

Yes, J. I'm still angry. And rightfully so. But you can kiss it. Kiss it good. May I have my hard work back?

Max

My Review of The Blue Man Group

I don’t want to be mean. But I think Jesus had more fun on the cross than I did at this abortion of a show.

End of review.

How goes it sweet boy J? Ready to return my work? Once again, do so, and we’re done. I’ll even consider taking this blog down before I hit a few people where they live. Verbally, that is. So consider this… you dirty diaper. I’m going to start getting mad soon. You won’t like me when I’m mad. I’m not nice. Not at all.

A Review - Johnnie's Italian Beef - The Yummiest Place on Earth

Don’t you just hate vegetarians? I know I sure do. (Actually, I don't) On and on and on they blather about their diets. Their bowels. How great they feel. And it never ends until you just want to find a gun and blow your fucking brains out.

Well listen up. Because I’ve got a little secret to share with you. Come closer. It’s called Johnnies. It’s a beef stand in Elmwood Park. And if you’ll follow my CIA-like tactics, your vegetarian friend may be on the road to recovery, quickly.

Take them to Johnnies on a Friday when they serve pepper and egg sandwiches. And if your friend doesn’t eat eggs? You really should think about getting a new friend. Really.

So let them get their smug little sandwich. And you order an Italian beef. Wet. Hot and sweet (that’s the nomenclature for a dipped into gravy, served with sweet peppers and hot gardinerra). Get some fries too. And an Italian ice.

Now eat the beef sandwich while your friend watches you. Go to town. Totally “nom nom nom” it up. Make lots of yummy noises. Make noises you normally reserve for only your lover to hear. And if your lover doesn’t make you make those sort of noises? You really need a new lover. Really.
Talk about your weapons of ass destruction. I have converted several vegetarians with this sneaky trick. You may thank me later.

Damn fine evening J. When do you intend to return my intellectual property? You slime trail.

My Review of my Ex-Husband

I wrote a review of my ex-husband that is now lost in cyber-purgatory. Sad. But since I still love him... I’m am revisiting the thoughts and feelings that meant so much to me.

Dear Man:

I’ve known you for almost 30 years now. And I’ve loved you every single day I’ve known you. From the very first time I saw you, I knew it was you. I knew it would always be you. We both knew. How many people get that? Very few, I think.

We went through some very tough times. And when we both knew we couldn’t be happy any longer… we let each other go. Bitter-sweet has no truer definition my dear. None.

But look at us now. We’re such good friends. We know secrets. We keep secrets. I trust no one more than I trust you. I would take a bullet for you. And you, for me. Nothing is better than that.

The more I know you, the prouder I am to live on this planet. That true love remains. That true friendship endures. That there is still beauty and honor and dignity in the world. That honesty means something. It gives me hope. It gives me faith. It gives me the ability to go on.

End of review.

Today he called to tell me he is going to marry his girlfriend. Her name is India. She’s beautiful and smart and funny. And looks just a little like me.

May your journey with her be as meaningful as ours was, sweet man. Speed of light.

And this song makes me think of you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLgUuHl2xJo

J. I’m leaving you alone on this one. You’re nothing compared to this.

How does Yelp Work? Like this. A review that got "flagged".

Hi Max, I'm writing to let you know about our decision to remove your review of The Chicago Firehouse Restaurant. Your review was flagged by the Yelp community, and our Customer Service team has determined that it falls outside our review guidelines: http://www.yelp.com/faq#great_review. We review every situation with detail and care and take the removal of reviews very seriously. Regards,StacyYelp User Support

Removed Review:This is going to be my longest review ever. So make yourself a drink, pull up a chair and relax. First, indulge me and let me give you the back story. We went here on Thanksgiving for the buffet. First impression was lovely. It's a very beautiful space. We were seated at our reserved time in a little room called "The Mayors Room".

She tried to seat us by the set-up counter. I told her we would prefer the window table. She seated us there. So far, so good. Albeit, a little cold. Here's where it started going south. There were only three other parties in the room. All in various stages of their meals. So it's obvious that the server isn't slammed or in the weeds. No waiter. No waitress. Nothing. Fifteen minutes before a young woman named Theresa shows up. He orders a bloody mary - some fancy concoction with WAY too much shit in it. I order a Belini. I thought it was a mimosa. Didn't like it. It wasn't cold and it was sort of thick. So I point to a glass of champagne on the wine list.

In the meantime, he asks for a small side plate so he can take some of the garnish out of his drink. More time ticks bye. She returns to ask me what kind of champagne it was I wanted. We've now been here about 25 minutes. I once again point. Also, no side dish. She returns once more to say the bartender is opening the champagne. Ok? Still no plate for him. It took me over 35-40 minutes to get one glass of champagne.

But she was nice enough, after being asked again, to bring us a coffee saucer for his garnishes. That'a girl. We watched her struggle with every table. She did not know how to open wine correctly. I felt badly for her but there was just no way this young woman should have been serving at this capacity in a place like Chicago Firehouse. She had no table awareness. When she was in the room she would only concentrate on the table in front of her. It's called an eye-check honey. You scan your tables to make sure they don't need another glass of wine, etc. She even came to our table near the end of the meal to apologize for her service! Jeepers. To add insult to injury, there was a forced 20% tip on the check. We were never told about that apon making the reservations, nor apon confirming them. Not good. Not good at all. I speak breifly to a hostess named Gloria on our way out. She says to call Vananesia (that's how it's spelled on the card), or to Janize (yes).

I call Friday and have a long talk with Vananesia about the level of service. She apologizes and says she's going to speak to the waitress and to another manager and will take care of the situtation. She asks me to call again on Monday. I do. She tells me she spoke to Theresa, and yes, she remembered us and felt her service was sub-par. She offeres me a $50 gift certificate. I say that's unacceptable. We paid over $140 for a dinner we were not happy with and what's more, your server and you both admit that it was a bad experience. She insists that this is all she can do. And then begins to badger me about accepting the $50 certificate! I ask if there's someone else I can speak to. She tells me to call Janize in the morning. She does end the conversation with "So shall I leave the gift certificate at the front desk?" I simply say "Absolutley not." I speak with Janize. She's pleasant and helpful and apologetic and asks that we please give them another chance and says she will refund the full price of the meal in certificates, if I wish. I say yes. I give her my address. As of today, still no certificates. A friend of mine who owns a restaurant tells me that a lot of their management walked out lately.

I call again today and speak to Gloria Serrano. I briefly tell her the situtation. Then I ask if there's something going on at the restaurant. She says no. I say, well that's funny because I heard a lot of your management has left. She says "they are in transisition." So, "Yes?" I ask. Yes. Bad meal. Bad service. Bad management. Pushy management. Indifferent management and lying management. The sextet of suck. I will be happy to take this review down, when and if they make things right. But as it stands right now, No way.

Followup: BUT I didn't have to take the review down. Because The Firehouse is a paying customer of Yelp. So they remove real reviews for real money. Sweet.

Hi J! A friend of mine is looking into the TOS. Seems as though your fellas may have missed something! Ha! Now give me my work back and this ends. If not, I'm only getting started. So do the right thing you screwknot.

Kiss it,

Max

One of my Girl Crushes

Wow this girl can sing. I love her. And if you haven't met her, may I please introduce Kristin Chenoweth.

From "Wicked":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY2_HAAoqqA

From "Candide":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feh-qea54GE

"Get a life"

To the young woman that shot me that comment. I liked it so much I decided to write about it.

Firstly, wow. What mad writing skills you posses. Your way of turning a phrase is a veritable symphony of sarcasm. A thing of true erudite and intelligent beauty. An amazing accomplishment in the “ba-zing” category. A righteous explosion of pure bitchery at it’s very, very finest.

Thank you for taking so much time out of your daily self-hate seminars and gracing me with a comment that will go down for the ages. I, for one, shall never forget it. Thank you for the astounding insight you offered us. It’s greatly appreciated.

Secondly, sweetheart. You just can’t see the forest through the “you”, can you? It’s not all about you darling. It’s about principle. If you cannot see that, then just tippy toe back to your two blogs and your “social network” dear. And perhaps ponder your own deeply meaningful words.

Max Takes on Mean Girls

"Sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER. "Groucho Marx


It’s true. I’m not an immodest woman. As a mater of fact, I single handedly ruined my third grade class picture. Imagine a black and white photograph of all the well-groomed children, in their “picture day” clothes. The little desks are turned around to face the camera. The teacher, Mrs. Fredrickson, is standing in her most parochial fashion near the blackboard. And two-thirds of the class AND Mrs. Fredrickson are staring at something.

Pan left. What are they staring at? There’s Max. She’s holding her hair swept to one side, movie star like. And has an outrageous “come hither” stare on her face. An eight year old girl should not have a “come hither” stare… but I did.

My straightforwardness has often gotten me into trouble. Some people just don’t like direct confrontation. They would rather play silly little games. It’s a form of empowerment for weasily, sniveling little cowards.

They prefer a free-style stab you in your back attack. It’s more fun. And then some will even go as far as dancing on your grave. Tacky AND tasteless.

I don’t care for mean girls. Never have. And I’ve come to the conclusion that girls, or women, who behave that way have rather serious emotional problems. Problems that stem so deep and still hurt them badly enough that they take their rage out on others. Especially on women they perceive as being stronger or smarter than they are. So, sadly, they alienate the women that could help them, if they would be reasonable. But they never are. They never are.

And… Eventide J. The gloaming of the twilight falls is upon us. May I have my work back now. Dealing with you is like sitting down to a triple deck shit sandwich, on pumpernickel toast.

Blowing you kisses,

Maxie

Professor Max is taking you to school

Our curriculum is as follows:

High school: Mean Girls
Social Network: Mean Girls

High school: Jocks
Social Network: Jocks

High school: Freaks
Social Network: Freaks

High school: Nerds
Social Network: Nerds

High school: Outcasts
Social Network: Outcasts

High school: Fat
Social Network: Fat

High school: Skinny
Social Network: Skinny

High school: Ugly
Social Network: Ugly

High school: Pretty/Handsome
Social Network: Pretty/Handsome

High school: Insecure
Social Network: Insecure

High school: Doesn’t give a fuck what anyone thinks about them
Social Network: Doesn’t give a fuck what what anyone thinks about them

High school: Intelligent
Social Network: Intelligent

High school: Stupid
Social Network: Stupid

High school: Having sex
Social Network: Having sex

High school: Not having sex
Social Network: Not having sex

High school: Having an affair
Social Network: Having an affair

High school: Caste system
Social Network: Caste system

So let's have some fun and get "yelpy" with it.

Hi sweet boy J! Still want it... my work, that is. So suck it long and suck it hard. Sucky boy.

Adore you!

Maxie

The Yelp Chicago Threads Recently

Wow. Simply awful. Mindless. Numbing. Bullshit. It’s like all the air got sucked out of the threads.

Where to buy a bathing suit? Hmmmm. That’s a tough one. Way to ask the deep questions. If it gets any more meaningful, we may to convert to the religion of “Stupid”. Drink the stupid kool-aid, yes my pretties, drink it up.

Engagement pictures? Wedding help? Oh you poor darling dears. The engagement pictures are just going to be thrown out after the divorce. And that large expensive wedding your little Barbi heart desires? You could feed a small nation. Good to see you all have your priorities so darn straight. Way to be.

Nice try with “The Book That Changed Your Life”. Trying to class up an outhouse never really works darlin’. The picture may be pretty, but you still want to get out of there as fast as you possibly can. In other words, It may be a Monet. But it still smells like shit.

Yo, yo, yo, J-dog. I’m sure you’re getting tired of my requests for my work back, but I want it back. You urinal cake.

Big pat on the rump,

Maxie

500 Years of Beauty - Portraits of Women

I love this. A little break.

http://www.saatchi-gallery.co.uk/blogon/mtvideobox.php?video_id=78

Masturbation - A Review

Webster’s defines… no, wait. That isn’t it. Woody Allen described it as “sex with someone I love”. And boy is it! Is it ever.

You’ve had a long day. He’s already obliged you twice. He’s sleepy. You’re not. What’s a girl to do? Take matters into your own hands. Or a toy. Or a shower massage.

Don’t just sit there all frustrated. You’ll feel much better. Your skin will glow. You’ll sleep like a baby. And you’re way less likely to a bitch tomorrow.

It’ also the cheapest date you’ll ever go on. With the added benefits of no STDs.

I come here time and time again.

(That was a first – it was quite popular. I’m rewriting it through memory.)

Speaking of wankers... May I get my hard work back yet? Thank you and do rent a trailor tractor to get the needle out of your ass. You might feel better.

Fond regards,

M.

Consumerbots

Oh! I see. Felt a little pressure to get rid of the ones that might have a thing or two to say about this. You clever little monkey.

http://www.bit-tech.net/news/2008/04/25/yahoo-searchmonkey-beta-launched/1

And a great, good afternoon to you J! Working hard or hardly working? Guess what? I still want my goddamn work back. All that vanity googling you must do. When do you make the time to be such a relentless jackass?

Love you,

Maxie

A Great San Fransisco Yelper gets the Old Heave Ho

This is she:

http://oakland2vegas.blogspot.com/

She isn't hostile. Good for her! I sure am.

Bon nuite mon ami Jeremy. May I get my work back. You commode.

Hope this finds you well,

M.

They Killed Tyler D.

Yelpers who supported me are dropping like flies.

Afternoon Jerry. Just please return my work to me. Quit killing people because you're a pissy bitch.

Is Bananas bad for me?

An actual post in the threads tonight.

http://www.yelp.com/topic/chicago-is-bananas-bad-for-me

Have fun kids. Have fun. Suckers.

Nighty, night J. Give me my work back. I promise to never tell anyone that you have a vagina.


Fondly,

your friend

Yelp is Worth 200 Mil?

http://www.techcrunch.com/2008/02/26/yelp-raises-15-million-fourth-round-valuation-200-million/

And you're working for free.

Gosh, why so petty? If I was worth 200 mil.? I would think I might be a little less venal and vindictive. But that's just me.

May I have my work back please. Douche nozzle.

XXOO,

Maxie

Censorship - Right Here Right Now

If you read my article below, you’ll see that I’m feeling that Jeremy is practicing a wholesale censorship of anything “Max” related. It’s called “Corporate Censorship” and it isn’t pretty. I believe when a corporation thinks words may come back to hurt their business, they take insidious means.

So yelpers, a question. Is that free glass of wine really so free? Does freedom of speech mean anything to you? Or does a free party supersede your freedom to say what you want matter to you?

Wine and appetizers? Freedom of Speech? Wine and appetizers? Freedom of Speech? Decisions. So hard.

If Jeremy doesn’t like you, or what you have to say, he can just eliminate you and anything about you. Hmmmm. Does that remind anyone of anything? Anyone?

Was I the only one who got the memo that fascism and blacklisting is SO 1950s?

Here’s a list of just a few countries that practice censorship. Some do so quite brutally.

North Korea
Burma
Libya
Turkmenistan
Equatorial Guinea
Syria
Belarus
Cuba
Eritrea
Uzbekistan

And yelpland.

And say hey, Jeremy! Why not just give me back my work, offer me an on yelp apology (you upped the stakes with this smarmy little move), and we’ll move on. Trust me, I’ll never darken your door again.

Oh, and you’re a limp dildo.

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When Jeremy doesn't like you? He can make you disappear.

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This is what it looked like before HQ took the scissors to it. Nice job! Didn't anyone get the memo that facisim and blacklisting is SO 1950s?

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9 hours ago Mandi G. says:All that written genius wit lost forever?!?!?Say it ain't so, Max.

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9 hours ago MaryAnne "Max B" M. says:She and I spoke about it this morning too. She said it was pending....Yes, it's a loss.

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9 hours ago danielle C. says:It is a loss. A huge one.For what?

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9 hours ago Lindley "The whiter the bread, the sooner you're dead" E. says:see the other thread. Andrea said it was a violation of TOS.

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9 hours ago Carol J. says:So one gets d'elited and the other deleted? Not fair, given the circumstance.

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9 hours ago Lindley "The whiter the bread, the sooner you're dead" E. says:the max love thread.yep. doesn't make sense.

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9 hours ago danielle C. says:So, someone help me here. If I am getting flagged, am I notified? I just want to know. If a chunck of yelp decides that someone is not fit to be on for whatever reason-and flags their profile- they go away?Unclear on the concepts

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9 hours ago Mandi G. says:I know life isn't fair, but that is beyond ridiculous.Send a girl a warning, don't just erase hours upon hours of work a person did towards your site for free.

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9 hours ago Koizumi "Iron Butterfly" Y. says:She probably lost it - and understandably so - when she felt little would be done to deal with the person who'd insulted her, then rubbed her face in it. That she openly challenged leadership was probably another thing. Yelp seems to punish this more swiftly, even if other offences are more egregious. That would be my guess anyhow.

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9 hours ago mary e. says:Wow! I'm with you guys on this. She was so prolific with her reviews. How can they just close her account like that? Why would they just close her account?Hopefully she'll be back. She was a cool lady!

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9 hours ago Katarina "I am Max Power" X. says:Email feedback@yelp.com to let them know how you feel. I did.

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9 hours ago danielle C. says:I have lost my sense of humor tonight. But this- I do know- that was NOT the reason. and I know it for sure.

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9 hours ago Chaviva "A UConn Huskie" E. says:This isn't a thread about me, it's about Max. All I can tell you is that Max and I didn't get along, and many people know the story. And I'm not the only one. I feel bad for your guys' loss, I really do. I know everyone loved her. I wish I could have experienced that love, but there was too much hate coming from her for me to enjoy it.

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9 hours ago Jenny "Missing Max" z. says:What Lindley said x10 ~ save the drama for your mama, childish ones.Max getting booted is NUTS. BTW, she only had one account.Good lord, this internet attacking of Max? Do it to her face you cowards. Yelp is going to be a much lamer place without her.

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9 hours ago Katarina "I am Max Power" X. says:I'm with you... as far as I know isn't yelp supposed to monitor for that sort of thing from Abby's let pet puppies and so forth? Suspiciously selective in my opinion.

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9 hours ago Chaviva "A UConn Huskie" E. says:It was a reliable source. Or at least I thought. Anyhow, I'm sorry.

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9 hours ago Katarina "I am Max Power" X. says:Not getting along? C'mon people... it's the internet, not high school (for most of us).

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9 hours ago Mandi G. says:"but there was too much hate coming from her for me to enjoy it."Most ignorant statement of the week.Max had nothing but love for every single person on this damn site. Sarcasm and hate are two completely different things.

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8 hours ago Chaviva "A UConn Huskie" E. says:Mandi -- she was not loving and nice toward me. I'm not talking in the public sphere, I'm talking on the private message sphere.

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8 hours ago Princess Nina L. says:Max had no need to have multiple accounts. she spoke her mind, she didn't need to hide behind a question mark head to voice her opinion like so many others do on here.

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8 hours ago Jenny "Missing Max" z. says:So block her, next time, sheesh.

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8 hours ago Craig "Pickup Artist" B. says:Dear Real Person Patrick... since you are not real, I suggest you drop your accout... or shall I contact San Francisco?

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8 hours ago Lindley "The whiter the bread, the sooner you're dead" E. says:Unless your information is coming from Yelp HQ, how can anyone be consider a reliable source - especially as regards Max, who was a very private person. She didn't have multiple accounts - she didn't need to. And even if she did, how would anyone know?

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8 hours ago Katarina "I am Max Power" X. says:I agree Mandi, Max and I disagreed on many, many a subject, but it wasn't personal! Adult, intelligent discussion are what Talk threads are all about, right then? Don't know WHY yelp can't tolerate that...

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8 hours ago Mandi G. says:Chaviva- Then go start a thread about how hateful Max was and leave this thread alone.You are being completely inappropriate.

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8 hours ago Rob "It's Good to be the King!" L. says:Mandi, I disagree, I know Max didn't have love for everyone on this site. Many, yes, but not everyone.... but I will miss her on this site, she said a lot of kind words to me and I hope I tried to do the same for her.

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8 hours ago Chaviva "A UConn Huskie" E. says:Right. I can't compete with the Max love fest, because she has more friends on here than all of us combined. I'll exit stage left. But I am sincere when I say I feel bad for the community as a whole, because I know that Max created a thriving atmosphere on Yelp. I really do mean that.

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8 hours ago Xtie "White & Nerdy" G. says:OK, what REALLY pisses me off is that when they delete her account EVERYTHING she ever wrote on Yelp disappears, INCLUDING PMs! She sent me some pretty great stuff that I'm FURIOUS is gone.

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8 hours ago Carol J. says:I'm really bummed about her loss, I just noticed they removed her nice compliments from my profile too. A little overkill. Why would anyone jump on a "love thread" with inuendo,hearsay and private matters? She's not dead and for all we know she could be on this very thread under a "multiple account".

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8 hours ago Ellen "isn't pally with the crackers in the alley" M. says:Guys, I enjoyed Max as much as the rest of you. I didn't want her to leave. But can we really say we are surprised to hear that Yelp noticed she frequently violated the TOS? And I cringed more than once at her rough words towards others. I told her so, and she said she appreciated my honesty.But even more, Max wrote me today saying that she was leaving Yelp and left me her email address. So it was just a matter of time anyway.

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8 hours ago Patty "No, but thanks for asking" V. says:If she had less than kindness for someone,it was because they drew first blood. I have seen Max give as good as she gets and she is a good egg.

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8 hours ago Linda "We Miss Max!!!" P. says:Max was nothing but a sweetheart towards me. I know that she could be a bit abrasive, but that was part of her charm!I really hope that she will be back with a new account.

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8 hours ago danielle C. says:I just cannot comment anymore... Sorry all.

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8 hours ago Patty "No, but thanks for asking" V. says:Yeah,losing all of her PM's and compliments is a bitch.There were some good ones there....

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8 hours ago Linda "We Miss Max!!!" P. says:Losing the PMs and compliments is the saddest of it all :(.

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8 hours ago Jenny "Missing Max" z. says:Those, and her reviews. They were AMAZING. Please tell me someone saved her reviews....

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8 hours ago MaryAnne "Max B" M. says:This is bullshit, I had PM's from her I need.....

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8 hours ago Deanna "borderline feral, probably autistic" M. says:I have Max's e-mail address for those of you who don't have it. I'm not willing to give it out, but if you'd like me to forward your e-mail address to her, feel free to PM me.

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8 hours ago Linda "We Miss Max!!!" P. says:I had her email in one of the PMs she sent me. GRRRR @ them being deleted.I think I remember it in my head, if it doesn't work I'll PM you my email Deanna.

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8 hours ago Rocky "Bringing Sexy Back" B. says:i think she emailed everyone on her friends list this morning with her email addy. luckily i thought to save it to my gmail right away instead of keeping it on a yelp message.

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8 hours ago Sam "Saving My 100th Review" S. says:we should start a petition to bring Max back...

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8 hours ago Mesum "Coming soon to store near you" N. says:Well it's sad that we lost someone I respected a lot but not always agreed with her. She was frustrated by how some users are behaving towards her anyways and I would imagine she was getting even more angry by time. Maybe this will help us to take some time off the Yelp and hopefully relax. Once she thinks she is ready to rejoin, I am sure HQ and Chicago mods will not have problems with her join back.Look at cookie monster for example. His account was deleted at least twice and yet he is allowed to not only join but do his usual cry and whine like he was doing before.She is way much smarter than him and I know when she'll return, it'll be all good again.I wish her best luck.

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8 hours ago majel "shoplifters of the world unite" e. says:Ooh sneaky! I'm sure she'll be back after a little break. If the nice weather sticks I think we'll all be in better moods!

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8 hours ago Katarina "I am Max Power" X. says:Sorry Mesum, not good enough in my opinion (Though I love Cookie too... always makes me laugh).

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8 hours ago MaryAnne "Max B" M. says:Also-The next time someone accuses someone else of having fake multiple accounts WITHOUT ANY TANGIBLE EVIDENCE I am going to fucking lose it. Honestly.

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8 hours ago Rosie V. says:Mesum, I hope you're not an attorney, because your reverse psychology totally sucksAt this point, everyone is aware that SYLVIA P is still here and is still Elite. No need for the neutral, armchair Switzerland approach

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8 hours ago danielle C. says:right with ya mm.

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8 hours ago Deanna "borderline feral, probably autistic" M. says:Rosie, Sylvia was d'elited. Not that that's good enough.

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8 hours ago Mesum "Coming soon to store near you" N. says:Rosie, not sure if I was looking for your approval.Go apeshit or wish Max the best, your choice. And don't try to make it look that I am trying to defend other user.

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8 hours ago Princess Nina L. says:i have no clue who sylvia even is!

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8 hours ago Deanna "borderline feral, probably autistic" M. says:Nina, do you really want to know? I think she's gotten enough attention.

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8 hours ago Princess Nina L. says:i just found her profile, and i wish i could get that time back.

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8 hours ago Jenny "Missing Max" z. says:Well, if people could grow up and learn to a) use their "block" button if they don't want PM's from someone, b) stop taking their personal problems out on strangers on the internet and c) grow up and deal with the fact that they aren't always going to be the most popular person in the world, maybe Max wouldn't have gotten TOS'd. Ridonkulous!

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8 hours ago Mandi G. says:"The next time someone accuses someone else of having fake multiple accounts WITHOUT ANY TANGIBLE EVIDENCE I am going to fucking lose it. Honestly."That's why I only accuse people who deserve it and who I have TANGIBLE evidence against. No good to shoot your mouth off when you have no idea what you are talking about.

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8 hours ago Rosie V. says:Mesum, stop kissing the ring for one second and re-read what you wrote. Get off meAs for the harrasment from SYLVIA PMax only replied to say "thank you" for the threads started in her honorSo she was ejected why? Until a fat cat or a moderator decides to fill in the public faces/reviewers/volounteeer sales agents that are largely responsible for the success of this site, everyone will continue to, rightfully believe, that this is completely fucked upOh but wait. SYLVIA P has an actual photo. Well, that explains it. She's obviously less expendible

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8 hours ago Mandi G. says:Amen to everything Jenny just said.

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8 hours ago Erica A. says:"deal with the fact that they aren't always going to be the most popular person in the world"Especially necessary because we're talking about the internet. The internet.

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8 hours ago Carol J. says:MaryAnne "Overserved" M. says:"The next time someone accuses someone else of having fake multiple accounts WITHOUT ANY TANGIBLE EVIDENCE I am going to fucking lose it. Honestly."MaryAnne, I just want to clarify that I was joking about the multiple accounts....!

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8 hours ago Liz "Bubbles" M. says:Holy crap!!!I just got on....WHAT THE....You're right all her PM's are gone!! She sent me contact info this afternoon and I didn't write it down!!! Damn it!All her compliments too....oh this is wrong. So wrong.

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8 hours ago Rosie V. says:Yes, Erica, it's the internet. It's extreme chump change in the grand scheme of thingsHowever, the amount of time that the majority of these users spend on this site, the morphing into a society is not unusual, nor should it be disregarded, given that this is the mode of communication that you will utilize for the rest of your life, as will every generation after you, which gives it credence and reality(the following is not towards Erica A)I really hate when users, mostly Elites post up in here 22 hours out of the day,nearly every day, yet all of a sudden they lay a smack-down on someone, spewing their condescending gospel when they don't like what they're hearing: It's just a website. Get a life. Get off my lawn. Step away from the computer. Blah blah blah"It

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8 hours ago Erica A. says:I feel you, Rosie. The internet is an interesting place and how we congregate and treat each other on this website can sometimes be pretty fascinating stuff. Because, after all, we are all "real people" typing these words. It's a collision of opinions, ideas, and personalities.I don't take this website very seriously, though. I am sorry Max got deleted. But I'm still not losing sleep over Yelp.

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8 hours ago Katarina "I am Max Power" X. says:Look. yelp brings in a lot of money for the businesses I've had the pleasure to positively experience and review. A lot of money. It is inexcusable that personal attacks are not being reined in my yelp under their own policies. When yelp contacts the business I work for and asks for $$$ to advertise with them, I will let them know this. I advise all of you to do the same. If they can't maintain, the won't gain. feedback@yelp.comDo it.

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7 hours ago Astronomer Joe ""Yelp's Handsomely Mustached Astronomer of Ulm"" .. says:Yelp pulled a boner and it stinks all around.Better and more professional ways to have handled it and the loss of the history of Max's pms and other content is abhorrent. I would like to hear Yelp's Administrations side and reasoning on this please.Joe

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7 hours ago Rob "It's Good to be the King!" L. says:I am sure things will unfold over the next couple of days, now will the whole truth come out? Probably not, but hopefully those who need answers will get them in a satisfactory manner...

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7 hours ago Mik "Where's My Whiskey" W. says:I'm glad I got Max's personal email address yesterday. Whew.

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7 hours ago Philip "White Confucius" G. says:Was this a one-strike you're out scenario? Because if it was, you'd think at most they'd simply suspend her, but to delete everything associated with her name? That's just wrong, regardless of one's feelings toward Max. I hope they still have all of her info and allow her to come back after a hiatus or something. I didn't know her and I've only been posting on the talk boards for a few weeks, but she always kept things interesting and had insightful witticisms to share. It seemed like yelp was her home away from home. Harsh...

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7 hours ago Vamsi V. says:This is sad, very sad.I don't even know what to say.

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7 hours ago Jenny "Missing Max" z. says:Max sends love to all - did anyone save her reviews? She would like to have them. :)

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7 hours ago Rosie V. says:Erica, I know it's a website, and I also know you get what I'm alluding to. Believe me when I say, I don't lose sleep over Yelp, although that was a good smooth-overI don't lose sleep, but the unjust nature of her deletion pisses me off. I'm not looking to kiss ass. I'm just telling it like I see it. That's only because I don't care if they get rid of me or not. (unlike many yelp people who liked Max, but just can't step over that line) Free booze rules!

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7 hours ago Ellen "isn't pally with the crackers in the alley" M. says:I've gotta back Mesum up - we've both been around a few years and have seen this happen time and time again.That said, I'd be happier if the other topic of recent conversation was shitcanned.

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7 hours ago D'Elited D. says:This whole "violation of Yelp TOS" is bullshit.If they removed everyone who "violated TOS" - half of this website would be GONE.Absolute bullshit....and they know it.

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7 hours ago Rosie V. says:Dan. Don't make me dig you. For real

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7 hours ago Mandi G. says:D has a good point.I would think Yelp would be pissed at the people who come on here and say "I hate the talk threads as of late. I never even read them anymore. I don't recommend Yelp to friends because I don't want them to get scared off by bukkake threads."These are the people that should be getting d'elited. NOT the people who make snarky comments occasionally but also have the most read reviews and threads.

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7 hours ago cookie monster "bring back max power!" r. says:what d'elited said. i too have an email for max, and am willing to forward email addresses to her.and while max is gone, the reviews of max are still with us. add your own herehttp://www.yelp.com/biz/max-power-b-chicago

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6 hours ago Liz "bring on the baking indgredients" S. says:I'll save Max for my 200th review....It'll be perfect.

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6 hours ago MaryAnne "Max B" M. says:I need to clarify my statement "The next time someone accuses someone else of having fake multiple accounts WITHOUT ANY TANGIBLE EVIDENCE needs to then produce said evidence" It honestly only seems fair.I will also add statement is NOT DIRECTED TO ANY SINGLE PERSON, as many yelpers often make this accusation.

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6 hours ago Mandi G. says:Funny to have people that Max didn't even like trying to kiss her ass now that she is gone.Too little, too late.

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6 hours ago majel "shoplifters of the world unite" e. says:Will Chaviva catch that one?

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6 hours ago Mandi G. says:I wasn't talking about Chaviva, Majel.

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6 hours ago majel "shoplifters of the world unite" e. says:I figured it would relate to the claim that she only has love for people... Yeah, I'm getting late night delirious and causing drama for no reason...

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6 hours ago D'Elited D. says:Every village is made up of three sects.1. Chiefs2. Indians3. IdiotsWhich do you think we have the most of?Goodbye Max :- (

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6 hours ago Dane K. says:erica, if you don't take this site seriously why did you go out of your way to bitch me out in PM over something i said, then gave a totally offensive idiotic tirade in said thread... then apparently went out of your way to get my account suspended for 24 hours last week? (btw, when you alluded that all gay people had AIDS I found that to be somewhat offensive, yet i didn't care enough to go and complain to yelp HQ until after my account was suspended.... then as with many other things in Yelp HQ land i did i didn't hear a peep back of course)or was that not you, it was just a mere coincidence that it was suspended after you went on a tirade? it's not like i would know, they didn't bother to contact me..

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6 hours ago Koizumi "Iron Butterfly" Y. says:I was sent the URL to a petition. If anyone wants it, PM me.

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6 hours ago Mandi G. says:Do the chief's smoke all day in their wigwams?If so, I'm a chief!

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6 hours ago Jessie "Gonna Get Cha" B. says:What the heck is going on??I haven't been on Yelp for a week now--and people are getting booted? Wow!I wish only great things for Max! She was pretty freaking awesome. So much hate recently. Wow.

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6 hours ago Erica A. says:Woah Dane, ??? Honey, I didn't contact anyone over anything. I have no clue why your acct got suspended. Nothing I did yo.And I didn't think I "bitched" you out. Interesting you took it that way.And, sigh, for the record: I didn't allude all gay people had AIDS. I likened saying "All Puerto Ricans are gangbangers" to making a similar false statement about gays and AIDS. For the record. I meant no ill will towards you.

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6 hours ago D'Elited D. says:At the end of the day, we all have our place here....the yelptards, the trolls, those who share TMI, those who are smart, those who are stupid, those who are ignorant. those who are honest, and those who look for affirmation or those who look for admiration.Either this is a "community" or it is NOT.We're a pack of wild dogs and everyone has their role - good and bad - but we have our role and this is a "community."I don't like everyone here, but I "respect" everyone here - good or bad.It's a shame to contribute so much and then be cast aside like an empty fast-food bag.Good-bye Max :- (

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6 hours ago Dane K. says:What's rightWhat's wrongWhat's leftWhat the hell is going on

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6 hours ago Dane K. says:ok, sorry, i guess it was just a huge coincidence. it seems to be yelp policy to not contact everyone when they suspend them. which really only adds to the drama. then they wonder why there's so many trolls on here lately... if they're wanting a solution to trolls, suspending people who post on this site as themselves probably doesn't help matters... if people want to be here they'll find a way one way or another.

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6 hours ago cookie monster "bring back max power!" r. says:max will have the last laugh in this battle. never underestimate the power.

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6 hours ago Erika "What fresh hell is this?!" G. says:Jeez, did we lose the Messiah or something? Come on, people . . . don't drink the kool aid.

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6 hours ago Katarina "I am Max Power" X. says:Yelp had better call her crying... because until then there will be no $$$ from me.

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6 hours ago cookie monster "bring back max power!" r. says:yes, we did.is kool aid what they hand out at those elite parties?

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6 hours ago Mandi G. says:"Jeez, did we lose the Messiah or something? Come on, people . . . don't drink the kool aid."Erika- It's a fresh wound and it still hurts. Let us have our night to be sad. I'm sure the majority of us will be ok tomorrow, but it kinda sucks right now.And it's not just losing Max....it's being disappointed in what Yelp did when so many of us have grown to love Yelp.

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6 hours ago Izzy "when douches say douchey things" N. says:Lindley I love your opening for this thread! Funny, but i shouldn't be laughing

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6 hours ago Erika "What fresh hell is this?!" G. says:"Good Wyrd" is curiously gone too.

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6 hours ago Rosie V. says:Out of curiosity, Erika, what are you suggesting, in a passive-agressive manner, given the number of trolls on this site on any given day?

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6 hours ago cookie monster "bring back max power!" r. says:matt f also got deleted yesterday or today. must be a deletefest going on out there.http://www.yelp.com/redir?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D8FgMTAj4f_o

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6 hours ago Erika "What fresh hell is this?!" G. says:Not suggesting anything, nor am I being passive aggressive. Merely letting people draw their own conclusions.

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6 hours ago Dane K. says:who is matt f? what was his avatar?

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5 hours ago Adrian W. says:Do I miss Max? Yes.Do I wish for her return? Triple Yes.Is it the end of the world? No.

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5 hours ago Dane K. says:not if the 13 year old in germany has anything to say about that adrian

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5 hours ago Rosie V. says:That's very diplomatic of you, Erika. Thanks for your input

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5 hours ago Erika "What fresh hell is this?!" G. says:You're welcome, Rosie! :-) Now, no more minutes of my sleep need to be lost over this, really. Night all.

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5 hours ago Allison B. says:I've only really been on yelp talk sporadically, but I still knew Max and knew how awesome/funny/witty she was. It isn't the end of the world for us, for yelp, but she was very hurt by the comment that was made by the Sylvia girl. She spent a lot of time on Yelp and I bet this is a big deal to her, which is why it's so horrible. I guess I won't be yelping again, unless management decides to be f*cking reasonable.

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5 hours ago Adrian W. says:Dane, I coulda sworn that Moroccan that is barely nine years old has a huge bone to pick with whomever it was. But seriously, Max, though not dead, was always kind hearted, at least to me.Yet when I read this thread and the others, why do I get the feeling it's a eulogy?

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5 hours ago Koizumi "Iron Butterfly" Y. says:No Kool Aid or Armageddons here. The bottom line is I don't appreciate double standards or lopsided policy, particularly given the issues involved and the manner in which this was handled. It's simple enough to be straightforward about that without needing it to be the Wailing Wall.

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5 hours ago mary e. says:Koizumi - I totally agree with you.Yelp is pretty strict and they can be "lopsided" with policy enforcement. It's strange, this is the only site that has ever suspended me from the threads. I was shocked. But it gave me bragging rights...sort of.

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5 hours ago Dane K. says:i think it's more disappointment in yelp admins than a eulogy. kind of in the same way people were disappointed when people were disappointed in wal-mart for suing the paralyzed former employee for all of her money.

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5 hours ago Aise "pronounced I-cee" W. says:Please, someone PM and fill me in on what happened.

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5 hours ago cookie monster "bring back max power!" r. says:done!

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5 hours ago Adrian W. says:Dane, I agree. I am disappointed in how they handled the private messages. I feel those should have stayed for at least a week or so since some yelpers, myself included, don't check this website on a daily basis. She spent oodles of time here and to be wiped away so quickly...damn.

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5 hours ago Dane K. says:aiseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee weren't you involved? now i'm even more confused, i thought you were defending her in the same thread :p

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5 hours ago Rosie V. says:Adrian, it's a pissed-off group rant directed at the unfairness of this incident, frustration at having no say in the matter although yelp people are the major components of this sites success, topped off w/ a frustrating feeling of powerlessness Everyone will be cool in a minute, but until then, SYLVIA P is still unbelievably here, it's after midnight, and anyone who would rather not poke a sleeping bear can simply just go to bed

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5 hours ago Dane K. says:who is sylvia P ! ! ! !

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5 hours ago cookie monster "bring back max power!" r. says:the person whose account should have been deleted for tos violations.

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5 hours ago Dane K. says:OH now i remember

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5 hours ago Aise "pronounced I-cee" W. says:WTF? We lose the PM's?!?!?!?Chaviva, you haven't been the most gracious person towards me either until very recently. Yet, I still treat you with respect, am kind to you, and don't blow up the spot with your discourteousness and turncoat behavior. If you were going to be catty, then you shouldn't have seen a need to contribute to this thread.

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5 hours ago Aise "pronounced I-cee" W. says:Dane- I did. While I'm not happy she was booted, I'm actually happy Max didn't just leave quietly of her own accord. She knows what I'm talking about. I'm proud of her.

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5 hours ago Rosie V. says:SYLVIA P is the Elite member who entered a thread on rape after Max shared a story that she felt comfortable enough to relate. She proceeded to call Max a liar and to expound her theories on what constitutes as rape and what doesn't. That thread got deleted because of the backlash to SYLVIA P's outrageously callous postsThen, a few days later, a Yelp member discovered that SYLVIA P had altered her profile to slyly mock Max in every field, right down to her nickname. For example, "You can find me in"...she put "lurking in dark alleys and looking in your bedroom windows" Her nickname was something like "I'm 'Power'-ful and Famous because of Yelp". Her location is "city of Hater, IL". Her recent discovery is "That pathological liars are among us" or some bullshit like that. She's gotten 2 compliments from other yelpers who are squarely in her corner, too, one of which is Elite, if not both of themYou can check it all out, since she's been allowed to keep it posted, although Max was bizarrely deletedNail in coffin, perhaps, but there's the elephant in the room

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5 hours ago Koizumi "Iron Butterfly" Y. says:In the beginning I had a philosophical attitude about what occurred. I expressed as much to Max in the Sisterhood thread and mentioned the risk in divulging information of such a private nature in a public forum. Still, I understood her need to pursue this. However, after time passed and she wasn't given the courtesy of redress, I popped over to Sylvia's profile and found her openly mocking the Yelp system as well as Max. This was when the shift occurred. I'm a policy person, but also a strong proponent of ethics and corporate responsibility. Allowing such a blatantly disrespectful member a continued forum was permissive. As Max waited, her hurt, anger and frustration peaked. To learn she was then removed for TOS via such a cheerfully offhanded message was simply beyond the pale, particularly when one can still click onto the original offender's profile and read what Rosie described above. To allow this despite a multitude of complaints, flags, and threads suggests Yelp is taking a rather arrogant, almost defiant posture. It is this attitude which typically causes people to stop appealing to the corporate hierarchy, and instead go directly to the money. No disrespect to Max, but this is more a matter of commanding right action.

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5 hours ago Dane K. says:those outfits alone should be grounds for flagging her photos as inappropriate... especially that green dress.

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5 hours ago Astronomer Joe ""Yelp's Handsomely Mustached Astronomer of Ulm"" .. says:This was allowed to go too far, and is more than just Max.It's a union of all Yelpers who genuinely enjoy each others company, ( for the most part ), and when one of the crew gets treated unfairly, then it is the responsibility of fair minded members to voice our disapproval.This catalyst may reach into places that rather not be recognized, but proper moderation may have nipped it. I hope this all can be remedied to the satisfaction of most, not just for Max, but for everyone else who enjoyed the Yelp experience.Joe

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5 hours ago Jenny "Missing Max" z. says:Well stated, Joe!

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4 hours ago Jassira " HowBitersweetThesePunctu ations/of flameAnd gesture" V. says:I have missed most of this drama but I always enjoyed Max's presence on Yelp. I wholeheartedly agree with Joe. I can only hope that things will work out peacefully. Saddened.

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4 hours ago Izzy "when douches say douchey things" N. says:chicago yelp is so intense

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4 hours ago Linda "We Miss Max!!!" P. says:I also agree with Joe. Things got to a point where it got messy and unfortunately Max was a casualty :(. I hope that things can be resolved so that we can continue to enjoy Yelp and the talk boards.

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4 hours ago k "Whats the time on the SWATCH watch?" e. says:This is a sad day for Chicago Yelp. RIP one of its great members.I'll pull out my ouija board as well
4 hours ago Izzy "when douches say douchey things" N. says:
This post violated the Yelp Terms of Service and has been removed.

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4 hours ago Mandi G. says:http://www.yelp.com/redir?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.yelp.com%2Fuser_details%3Fuserid%3DHuMy0kEKZTUkEjdJ1CZLSw

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4 hours ago Izzy "when douches say douchey things" N. says:oh wow, thanks!

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4 hours ago Mandi G. says:I'm just curious as to why it would be a TOS violation to ask who the other person being discussed in the thread is?You can easily do a member search for the profile, but like every other talk thread, someone always asks for a direct link to the info at hand.

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3 hours ago Izzy "when douches say douchey things" N. says:lol wow my post was a TOS violation! Is it cuz I said dirty rat? Or asked about Sylvia? Cuz other people were asking and talking about Sylvia too anyways. Dang, Yelp is cracking down!

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3 hours ago Miss Mary Ann "sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy" D. says:""to paraphrase Supreme Court Justice James Stewart when defining pornography in a case about obscenity, "integrity is hard to define, but we 'know it when we see it.""or when we don't

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1 hour ago Izzy "when douches say douchey things" N. says:I've said more damning things in my reviews

10 minutes ago Xtie "White & Nerdy" G. says:I really need to clarify...Max is gone from Yelp...so fucking what. It's not that they gave her the boot that is disturbing. The REAL drama is due to:1) that Yelp HQ dismissed the heinous crime she experienced by virtue of allowing another Yelper to taunt her about it. If Max were an African American and Sylvia had called her the "N-word" or made cracks about slavery she would've been pulled in a heartbeat. Please explain to me why that negative generalization of a group of people who are descendants of THAT heinous crime is SO much more offensive than the dismissal of ANOTHER group of people (victims of rape), who have PERSONALLY EXPERIENCED a heinous crime, as liars or histrionic? After ALL Max's contribution to this site they completely abandoned her as a REAL PERSON with REAL FEELINGS.2) The way they booted her was totally classless. They could've given her fair warning, allowed her to collect her things and held the door for her. Instead they booted her out without so much as her hat and gave no good reason for it. Now they won't give her her own work product. Who's next? You? Me? (the latter is imminent, I'm certain)3) By virtue of deleting her account EVERY trace of her is gone: all posts, all PMs, all compliments... And I feel as though they have stolen something from ME.The drama isn't about MAX, people. That Max was the sacrificial lamb is a byproduct of the REAL drama here: that Yelp HQ doesn't give a flying fuck about you, what you contribute or that you are a REAL PERSON with REAL FEELINGS. By showing such blatant disrespect for Max they've show blatant disrespect for all of us.


Good evening Jeremy. Too bad you can't censor my blog? When do I get my work back? Huh? Ya fuckpuddle.